Picture this. You're sitting around a table with a group of people - family, workers - having just finished lunch and tucking into coffee and cake, when your 2 year old calls out for his Daddy. His Daddy, being in mid-sentence, doesn't answer, so 2 year old does what only a 2 year old could do, and brings his potty, complete with enormous poo to the dinner table, and proudly shows it off, because it's So Big.
Oh. My Goodness.