I do have a giggle sometimes, as I sit up in the dead of night feeding my baby and scrolling through hundreds of eBay auctions. Some of the descriptions are just begging for a comment page of their own. It may seem a little narky, but spend as much time as I do on there and you too will soon be snorting into your porridge... "tell 'em they're dreaming!"
Like the ad for the "rare yellow Review dress"... Honey, Review is as chain store as they get, it is never going to be rare.
Or the multitude of ads for items that are "New, Vintage, Antique!" Which one? can't be all three at once! Choose a description, yes?
Or the "black sexy see-thru nipple-play top one size". Just... No.